ANDY KISSKO

Contact: Andykissko@yahoo.com

Hometown: Fort Wayne, IN (currently in Chicago)

Alma Mater: Miami of Ohio

Favorite Team: Cubs and IU Mens Basketball

Least Favorite Team: Kentucky Mens Basketball

Favorite Rivalry: Alcohol vs. My Liver

Favorite Color: Blue

Favorite Beastie Boys line: "Spent big bank on some high-powere jumbo/ I rolled up the woolie and I watched Columbo" -The New Style

Favorite Dance: Twerkin'

Sexiest part of a woman: The Outside

Favorite anti-white people joke- Q: What's 12 inches and white?
A: Nothing

Grade was first called a "Smart Alec" by a teacher: 1st

What's on my refrigerator: Picture of my niece, magazine clipping of a monkey smoking, newspaper clipping of a spider monkey clad as a cowboy riding a Border Collie, picture of Lynndie England, Save the Date card for my sister's wedding, postcard from the Art Institute of Chicago of the painting- Nightlife by John Archibakd Jr.

Favorite Horse -Racing track: Saratoga

Favorite Shows: America's Funniest Videos, UnCut on BET

Most Underrated Rap Song: Panty's on the Dance Floor by Waxamillion

Two Favorite Shows on BBC America: Ed vs. Spencer, and Footballer's Wives

Favorite People to do Impressions of: Johnny Cash, Louis Armstrong, John Wayne

Most Reviled "Fashion" Trend: Blazers with Hoodies. I mean seriously.....

Favorite Quote: "There are things you learn from holding a cat by its tail that you could not have learned any other way" -Mark Tweezy

EARNHARDT FAN NOT-SO-SECRETLY ROOTING AGAINST BARBARO

GLENDOM RUSCH RESPONSIBLE for PLUMMETING WRIGLEYVILLE PROPERTY VALUES

ESPN IS ONE BIG NUTSACK FACE!

KENTUCKY DERBY REACTION: BARBARO SPEAKS!

2006 KENTUCKY DERBY PREVIEW!