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Hometown: Pittsburgh, PA
Alma Mater: The John Carroll University
Favorite Team: Super Bowl XL Champion Pittsburgh Steelers
Least Favorite Team: Duke Basketball (Has anyone else noticed Duke has produced two of the ugliest basketball players in NCAA history in Carlos Boozer and Sheldon Williams.)
Favorite Rivalry: Steelers vs. Cleveland Browns (How can you respect a team whose uniform color is poop brown?)
Favorite Color: Combination of Black and Gold
Favorite Quote: If at first you don't succeed....fuck it.
I was born and raised in the great (Top 5 in murder rate) city of Richmond,VA back in 1982. While there, I met a lot of stand-up (when I was 11, I walked in on two kids dealing coke in the bathroom stall at my middle school) people. The highlight of my 13 years came at age 13, when I was featured (C-12 of the sports section) in the Richmond Times-Dispatch for baseball.
I then chose (was forced) to move to Pittsburgh, PA where I fell in love with the Steelers and Penguins. After an amazing (barely survived) high school experience, where I dominated soccer (notched one varsity goal) and baseball (cut from freshman team, forced to play in a travel league), I was drafted to play soccer (Intramurals) at John Carroll University (Got rejected from Miami of Ohio). I was also recruited to play varsity (club) lacrosse because of my extreme athletic ability (no goals, 1 assist, 5 hits,100 got-hits).
After a stellar (2.7 g.p.a.) academic college performance, I headed forWashington, DC where everyone is so laid back and carefree (The only city inthe country where you can walk into a bar and see 50 kids with salmon-colored polos and popped collars). After an intriguing job (internship) at Edelman Public Relations, I decided to take a job with my Dad's marketing company (I recruit insurance agents) and write for an Internet sports humour site on the side.
Here We Go Steelers.
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