MICHAEL "Tello Reál" RASPATELLO
Contact: mraspatello@rivalfish.comHometown: Chicago, IL
Alma Mater: University of Michigan- Ann Arbor
Favorite Team: Ozzie Guillen’s Very Own Chicago White Sox
Least Favorite Team: The F*ckin’ Irish of Notre Dame
Favorite Rivalry: My Mom v. Menopause
Favorite Color: Salmon
Favorite Quote: If I had a nickel for every time I met a girl as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
After four years of intense Ballerina training, I knew it was finally time for high school. So I registered at my local public school, and took to the books instead of the posture bars at the ripe age of 21. Dating was tough, as parents trusted me with their daughters as often as they did with their ss#. So what's proven even more interesting than women, at least to us fellas who know minimal about the fairer sex? Sports. And "dick" jokes. Welcome to Rivalfish. I am Tello Reál.
OUT OF HIS LEAGUE- WEEKLY AWARDS INDEPENDENCE EDITION
ME and the KEY(S) to UMPHREY'S McGEE- THE JOEL CUMMINS INTERVIEW
OUT OF HIS LEAGUE- ALEX CINTRON NEEDS IT; SHAQ DON'T DESERVE IT
OUT OF HIS LEAGUE - FOR KEVIN
OUT OF HIS LEAGUE- BONE BARBARO BUT DON'T LAY LEHMANN
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