OUT OF HIS LEAGUE - ARCHIVE

ARCHIVE

July 10th, 2006: Detroit Remembers It's Detroit, Loses All Athletic Assets Overnight.


July 10th, 2006: Viva Italia! Cheaters Sometimes Win! Grease Up Those Greasy Greaseballs and Give 'Em a Whirl!

July 3rd, 2006: Expanding On A Rich German Tradition, Torsten Frings Broutishly Imposes His Will Against An Undeserving Victim


July 3rd, 2006: 22 Seasons, 1755 Points, 94 Game-Winning-Goals, 3 Stanley Cups. I Know I've Given Head for Less.



June 13th, 2006: For A Black Man With Down's Syndrome, He's Still Pretty Damn Accomplished


June 13th, 2006: Who Cares What Team This Little Pygmey May of May Not Be On! Throw Him a Bone For God's Sake, He Could Be Pinch-Hitting for Your Team Next!


June 6th, 2006: Sweet Mother of God, FINALLY, the Pistons Begin to Personify the City They Represent


May 22nd, 2006: Jens Lehmann Proves He's A Buzzcut Away From Full SS Retirement Benefits


May 22nd, 2006: You Chasers Want the Pretty Horsey to Get All Better, Don't You?


May 15th, 2006: No, Seriously Ramonce, You'll Never Get Caught!


May 15th, 2006: To Guarentee Victory Without Big Black Balls Would Be Foolish. Rasheed Wallace is No Fool.


May 8th, 2006: At Least He Didn't Force His Terribleness Upon Us.


May 8th, 2006: Michelle Wie Prompts Many Ladies to Explore True Meaning Behind "I Only Do This When I'm Wasted."


May 1st, 2006: Hans Arneson Has a Week He'll Surely Someday Use to Make His Wife Jealous


April 24th, 2006: Mysoginistic Middle-Aged Man With Mammoth Lip Scarf Insults Young, Mistakingly-Empowerd Woman


April 24th, 2006: Career .170 Hitters Are Much More Appreciative of Their Male Fans. And Humility, My Friends, Draws the Muff In This Day and Age


April 17th, 2006: Hire Too Many Hippies For Your Marketing Department, and Kids Will Die. Don't Say Rivalfish Didn't Warn You.

April 17th, 2006: Despite A Near Elephant-Man Likeness, Chris Shelton Exhibits the "Power" to Suceed in the Big Leagues

April 10th, 2006: As If Women Have Any Control Of the Situation When Dealing With These Scumbags, We at Rivalfish Advise All Duke Co-Eds to Run For Their Lives

April 10th, 2006: Looking Like a Bookie With A Coke Problem, Phil Brings Home Another Green Jacket

April 3rd, 2006: Glen "Big Baby" Davis Unexplainably Hides All of Team's Talent In Between Rolls of Stomach Fat During Final Four Loss to Bruins


April 3rd, 2006: Kobe Bryant Momentarily Justified In His Quest To "Force" Fandom Upon Nation's Attractive Young Women

March 27, 2006: Who Would Have Thought? Andy Redick Did Something Pansy-ish That Makes Him Less Attractive To College Co-Eds!

March 27, 2006: George Mason Affiliation Used More Than
Cocaine To "Score Ass" For Two Fateful Weeks in March

March 20th, 2006: Fair-Skinned Gerry McNamara Breaks
Out Into Rare Skin Rash After Underachieving in
Syracuse's 66-58 First Round Loss to the Aggies

March 20th, 2006: Bradley Basketball Back On the Map
As Patrick O'Bryant Urges Co-Eds to Consider the
"Big Hands/Big Feet Theory"

March 13th, 2006: Steroids? Tax Evasion? Empirical
Evidence? A Pending Investigation by MLB? What Kind of
Woman Wants to Deal with That Baggage?

March 13th, 2006: Leprechaun Basketball Star Hits Clutch Shots
With Time Winding Down in Three Consecutive Big East Tourney Games.
Coach Boeheim Declares Him "F*&king Unstoppable!"

March 6, 2006: Redick Embarasses Self, Family,
Fellow Seniors At 83-76 Senior Night Loss to UNC