Thursday, February 16, 2006

RONALD "Ronny J" JICKSTOOM

Contact: cjaskot@hotmail.com

Hometown: Livonia, MI

Alma Mater: University of Detroit- Mercy

Favorite Team: Detroit Pistons, U of M football, Detroit-Mercy Women's Basketball

Least Favorite Team: Notre "We Have Small Junk" Dame

Favorite Rivalry: Unprotected Intercourse vs. Life Threatening Venerial Disease

Favorite Color: My Wife's Vagina

Favorite Quote: "Don't feed the Mogwai after midnight."

What's a blog? What does that stand for? Can my employer at Detroit Deisel read this page? Chris is your mother ever in the room with your when I send her those pix messages from work during my bathroom break? How can I think about myself at a time like this? My daughter is mid-tryout for the NBA's Chicago Sky! I need about six Schlitzes. And a bib. Immediately.

KEEPIN' FIT WITH RONNY J: 6/08/06

KEEPIN' FIT WITH RONNY J: 5/17/06

KEEPIN' FIT WITH RONNY J: 5/11/06

KEEPIN' FIT WITH RONNY J: 5/04/06

KEEPIN' FIT WITH RONNY J: 4/20/06

posted by Rival Room Editor at 12:00 AM

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