Thursday, February 16, 2006

ROSS FRANK DiMARCO III

Contact: rfdimar@pointpark.edu

Hometown: Pittsburgh, PA

Alma Mater: University of Michigan - Ann Arbor

Favorite Team: Super Bowl XL Champion Pittsburgh Steelers

Least Favorite Team: It's a toss up between Notre Dame and the Cincinnati Bungles...but I would have to lean more towards the Bungles

Favorite Rivalry: Steelers vs. Bungles and that is only because a certain Mr. Johnson believes that the Bungles are the new dominant team in the AFC North

Favorite Color: Combination of Black and Gold

Favorite Quote: Each betrayal begins with trust.

I'd say my favorite thing about myself is the ability to convince girls that have already dumped me to give me a second chance. My second favorite thing about me is my muscles, which are really hard to see under a t-shirt, or even my skin. My third favorite thing, as expected, has to be my beautiful Italian eyes. Particular focal point, you can't have both! One at a time! Those windows into my soul are precious! When I grow up, I want to be a professional football player for the Pittsburgh Steelers. My sister a doctor, my other sister a lawyer, and me a pro athlete. My mom and dad are going to be luckier than two Dagos in a whorehouse with someone else's credit card!

GET WELL BIG BEN

MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR DAD: KOBE v. SHAQ

MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR DAD: DAN CONNER v. AL BUNDY

MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR DAD: LARRY APPLETON v. BALKI BARTOKOMOUS

THE PEDRO v. PUCK, WEEK 1



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