Thursday, February 16, 2006

SCOTT "CORNELIUS" MERZ


Contact: smerz@rivalfish.com

Hometown: Chicago, IL

Alma Mater: Indiana University

Favorite Team: Chicago Cubs, A-Team

Least Favorite Team: Chicago White Sux

Favorite Rivalries: Cubs v. Sox, John Candy v. "The Ol' '96er", Blackhawks v. Red Wings, Pee-Wee Herman v. Francis, New York Liberty v. Houston Comets, Carl Spackler v. Golpher

Favorite Color: PBR Blue

Favorite Quotation: Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

BARRY BONDS: YOU EITHER LOVE HIM or YOU HATE HIM.....WELL, I THINK HE's SO-SO

BFFs.......FOREVER!

A CITY DIVIDED

posted by Rival Room Editor at 12:00 AM

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