Thursday, February 16, 2006

TED WALKER


Contact: tedwalker25@gmail.com

Hometown: Houston, TX

Alma Mater: Middlebury College

Favorite Team: Houston Astros

Least Favorite Team: Tampa Bay Devil Rays (why do they exist?)

Favorite Rivalry: Yankees vs. Red Sox, Amherst vs. Williams, Isotopes vs. Shelby-Villians

Favorite Color: Devil Ray Grellow

Favorite Quote: "The Houston infield, though less winsome than the Los Angeles youth movement, is splendidly accomplished." -Roger Angell on Astros ball, circa 1972

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