YOUR DAD NAMED MANAGER OF THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS

After going back and forth trying to choose between the photo where he's pissing with his hand up on the wall and this one, Sports Illustrated was secure in the fact that they made the right call by going with this, the most tasteful and flattering Joe Torre picture they could gain access to, to set up a story about his new digs:

I imagine this is exactly how he walks around the house, only in a spaghetti stained wife-beater and poo streaked tighty whiteys.