The Wussiest Thing Ever Said During a Fight

By: T.R. Slyder, MU Class of '02.


So I was bored at work and YouTubed my alma mater, Miami University. None of the resulting hits really caught my eye until this one. It's title mentioned a fight in the bar district, so I figured it was worth a look.

The fight itself is pisspoor and unwatchable. However, the first 3 seconds of audio stole the show. Not only is it the pooniest thing I've ever heard yelled during a fight, I think it's the pooniest thing one could yell during a fight. Granted, I think it was yelled by an onlooker, but that still explains very little.

I mean....I'm really at a loss after witnessing that....I can't even believe this clip is real.....How it crosses someone's mind to say THAT while jacked on adrenaline from watching a fight is simply beyond me. I feel like it's a dubbed-over spoof like you'd see on Conan O'brien or something.

Enjoy/point and laugh. I'm so ashamed. Your college is better than mine. I admit it.





If you can leave a comment in the comment box below and think of something wussier to scream during a fight, It'd really make me feel better about myself. Thanks.